* A pamphlet soliciting membership to The American Quarterhorse Society. I don't own a horse. Actually, the only time I ever rode a horse was over 20 years ago.
* Another letter from AARP urging me to activate my membership NOW.
And this:
It's a bank. I have no clue why CVS and the Mars corporation decided to send me a green M&M wearing gogo boots.
It's a good thing I'm not paranoid.
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Bwahahaha! This is the best thing I've seen in awhile!
Apparently I'm getting solicitations for hearing aides in the mail at my parent's house. I think someone is having fun with the fact that I turned 30 last August.
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