* A pamphlet soliciting membership to The American Quarterhorse Society. I don't own a horse. Actually, the only time I ever rode a horse was over 20 years ago.
* Another letter from AARP urging me to activate my membership NOW.
It's a bank. I have no clue why CVS and the Mars corporation decided to send me a green M&M wearing gogo boots.
It's a good thing I'm not paranoid.